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Pesky Primates...
Mama cat never ceases to be disappointed by the fact that we are, in fact, omnivores. She can see no reason why cooking should involve anything other than meat. Our penchant for root vegetables is especially offensive, and really, there is no reason why zucchini bread could not involve bacon, in her feline opinion. Pork pancakes? Beef brioche? Is it so much to ask?